Thursday, November 21, 2013

False Confession Day!

 
Today we are joining Ranger for
False Confession Day
 
One confession is true
 
One confession is false
 
Before I get started with my confession I must say
this is
****NOT FOR SANTA PAWS EYES****
 
 
Confession #1
 
 
 I was playing on the bed with my holey roller ball
and you know
I get a little obsessive with some of my toys
 

The ball rolled onto the floor
and under the bed
in my determination to get my ball
out from under the bed
I pulled the BRAND NEW bedskirt
and
ripped it the length of the bed

 
OOPS! Sorry Mom!
 
 
Confession #2
 
Mom's confession
 
While Greta was minding her own business
playing on the bed with her holey roller ball
 
 
I, Mom, was vacuuming with the super sucker
Dyson vacula when it caught the edge of
the BRAND NEW bed skirt and
sucked it right off!!
 
 
I would like to apologize for telling Dad
that Greta was the one who did it!
 
 
SO!
What do you think?
Who made the true confession?
 
 
We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
 

28 comments:

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hmmm....wesa will go with the Dyson! Definently...the Dyson did it!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Casey said...

BOL! It's about time your momma 'fessed up!

Rach Miller said...

You couldn't do that, you're far too sweet! I blame the Dyson! :)

Molly The Wally said...

We agree you are far too sweet so we say Vacula did it number 2.

Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Your mom is so busted in Confession #2. Confession 2 is the true one.

Frank The Tank said...

Oh Greta! I think your Momma is to blame here! You are too sweet and innocent to do anything like that so I think that your Mom is telling the truth and FINALLY confessing to her crime!
PS I love that ball, I had one like it in red, Mum used to put treats inside it for me but after time I chewed through the holes and My Mum had to throw it away!
Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We think the vacuum did it and they tried to blame Greta! Lee and Phod

Bentley said...

Oh you poor little dear. Your mom is heartless to say you did such a bad think as rip up the NEW bed skirt. Shame on you mom.
Bentley

Madi and Mom said...

Greta if you were a Feline I'd say you did it with your daggers while in a playing frenzy.
However, Mom has sucked a many of thing with the sucky monster, which I why I seek higher ground when she uses it.
Great post
hugs madi your bfff

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well you could rip the bedskirt but I think that vacula did the crime.
Sweet William The Scot

Murphy said...

The mom sounds guilty to us! And she tried to frame you?? Terrible, she owes you some treats!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

easyweimaraner said...

I'm a dog like you, so I think it was your mom together with Mr. Dyson. She really said to your dad that you didi it Greta? Oh those moms!

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh, this is an easy one. You know it was mom with that Evil Super Sucker of All Things on or Near the Floor. BOL
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Ellen Gawthorp said...

Blame it on the Dyson ..

Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy said...

If Greta is half as obsessive as my GrandPug Donald, I can believe it was Greta. Despite how sweet she is, I vote Greta!

Love,
Gampy

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We think the second one is true, Mum is always catching stuff in the vacuum and almost blowing the house up!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Sarge said...

Wow, this is a great one! I gotta vote that the Dyson super-sucker one is true! BOL Those darn vaculas are horrible. Mom loves her Shark thing and I hate it. Let's blame the vacula!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Blueberry's human said...

I always blame the human. :)

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL oh no!!! 2
Lily

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

AIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee VACULA Ate your BED??? OMD OMD OMD THAT MUST be totally TRUE beclaws we ALL know how EVIL and VICIOUS Vacula is!
OMD Greta you are LUCKY he didn't jump up on the bed and get YOU too.
THIS is just terrifying !

Jenn said...

We believe the Mom did it. :)

Ranger said...

Silly Mom. Dat's it… #2 is True.
Thanks for joining my hoppy today.
Wags,
Ranger

Sully said...

I hate vacuums so I blaming it!

Aroo to you,
Sully

chicamom85 said...

I just know it was Vacula cause they are soooooo evil and they would want you to be blamed

Loveys Sasha

Ruby said...

Oh, there is NO DOUBT which one is true....DYSON DID IT!!! Yups, those nasty vaculas always are suckin' up stuffs of mine and killin' em'!!! (that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Tweedles -- that's me said...

i cant guess
love
tweedles

Mollie said...

That Monster did it fur sure Bawahhahahah xxoxxx

Mollie and Alfie

PugSlope.com said...

It was totally that Dyson! Those things have gotten so many innocent pugs in trouble! Don't take the heat, Greta, we all know you are a perfectly-behaved pug!

-Love,
Sid.