Monday, May 4, 2015

How to Tame a Monkey


Hey Furiends!

Today
 I want to show you how to tame a monkey


First - you sneak up behind the monkey 


and give it a good sniff

Next


 you grab him by the tail - 

give it a good chew


And wrestle it to the ground


With his tail now pinned 


The monkey knows that I am in complete control!


Pretty Cool huh??


Now I need to get Hazel to show me
how to trap a lizard!



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Bailey, Hazel & Mabel






28 comments:

tubby3pug said...

That monkey looks very tamed good work
Retro rover

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Very good training! Nice work!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Mable, you are transforming into a true mistress of the monkey!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Great job taming those stuffies!

Amber DaWeenie said...

You guys sure do have great trapping skills! It be good to trap 'em alive. Brudder Max always goes fur da kill! :(

Two French Bulldogs said...

You offer valuable advice I tell ya!
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

Thanks for the tips! I feel much safer from monkeys now.

Casey said...

Thanks for the tips! I feel much safer from monkeys now.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I want to try to catch a monkey just like you do.
You are sooo cute doing your trick,,, I thnk the monkey really does love you..
who wouldn't?
I have never caught a lizzard, so thatcould be fun too! Just like Hazel!
love
tweedles

MilitaryPugWife said...

Adorable!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Mabel you certainly DID tame that Monkey....
We just got TWO of those Lizards from our furend Shawnee the Shepard... and they are giving us a HARD TIME.... we had best take some lessons here....

Madi and Mom said...

MABEL YOUR TUTORIAL NEARLY MADE US FALL ON THE FLOOR LOL/MOL!! AND MOM WAS SINGING THE 'I HAD A LITTLE MONKEY HIS NAME WAS TINY TIME....." YOU ARE TOO FUNNY GIRLFRIEND.
OH TELL YOUR MOM PLEASE MY PEEPS HAD LUNCH WITH DAD'S BRO AND HIS WIFE SAT. AUNTIE K IS STILL WEARING HER ADORABLE PIN YOU SENT HER IN MEMORY OF ANGEL GRETA....SHE GETS LOTS OF COMMENTS ON IT TOO
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Susie and Sidebite said...

Can see that Monkey understands who is in control!

The Mad Scots

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

So much to learn, Mabel, but looks like you're a great student. You've got that Monkey right where you want him.

Murphy said...

Great advice. We are glad Hazel is teaching you stuffs too!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

PS - Tomorrow the Blogville Barkers debut in their furst practice!

Archie and Melissa said...

oh my goodness mabel and hazel!

you are expert wranglers i tell ya!
living on the pug ranch has taught you well! :)

we love you!

xoxo
melissa and archie

Jackie Bouchard said...

Great tips! I think that's also how you catch a tiger - by the tail! Does it also work on Pug big brothers and sisters? ;)

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh great does your monkey have a red a$$. I have a sock money that does and my Lee keeps telling me my bum looks like my sock money's behind. Maybe you could teach me how to tame my sock monkey bum.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Dory and the Mama said...

Mabel...we think that you are a wonderful monkey tamer....but you may want to start with a snake before you work up to taming a lizard :-).
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Mabel, you did a great job getting that monkey under control. Now we could teach you a thing or two about what to do with a stuffie, but Mom says we have to close our yappers:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

KB Bear said...

Mabel, You are a natural at monkey training. Way to go, and so cute!!!!! Let us know how that lizard wrestling lesson goes with Hazel!

M. K. Clinton said...

You have a monkey by the tail! He is under your command now!

Sully said...

Thanks for the tips, now I'm off to find me a monkey. Wish me luck.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Whitley Westie said...

Ya sure showed dat monkey who are boss!

Chef Sasha said...

That was an excellent tutorial. I am going to work on that if I get a monkey to play with.


Loveys Sasha

Pug Slope said...

I never thought I could learn something from a puppy, but there you go! :)

Thank you for that valuable lesson, Mabel!

Also, that photo of Hazel is so funny - I almost did a spit take because I was drinking water when I got to her photo!

-Love,
Sid.

Wyatt said...

That is good advice...I'll shall practice that on my long-legged chicken!

Wyatt

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

Thank you for the valuable lessons. Do you have any ideas how to catch a squirrel with an attitude?