Monday, May 4, 2015

How to Tame a Monkey


Hey Furiends!

Today
 I want to show you how to tame a monkey


First - you sneak up behind the monkey 


and give it a good sniff

Next


 you grab him by the tail - 

give it a good chew


And wrestle it to the ground


With his tail now pinned 


The monkey knows that I am in complete control!


Pretty Cool huh??


Now I need to get Hazel to show me
how to trap a lizard!



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We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel & Mabel






28 comments:

  1. That monkey looks very tamed good work
    Retro rover

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  2. Hari OM
    Mable, you are transforming into a true mistress of the monkey!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. You guys sure do have great trapping skills! It be good to trap 'em alive. Brudder Max always goes fur da kill! :(

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  4. You offer valuable advice I tell ya!
    Lily & Edward

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  5. Thanks for the tips! I feel much safer from monkeys now.

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  6. Thanks for the tips! I feel much safer from monkeys now.

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  7. I want to try to catch a monkey just like you do.
    You are sooo cute doing your trick,,, I thnk the monkey really does love you..
    who wouldn't?
    I have never caught a lizzard, so thatcould be fun too! Just like Hazel!
    love
    tweedles

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  8. Mabel you certainly DID tame that Monkey....
    We just got TWO of those Lizards from our furend Shawnee the Shepard... and they are giving us a HARD TIME.... we had best take some lessons here....

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  9. MABEL YOUR TUTORIAL NEARLY MADE US FALL ON THE FLOOR LOL/MOL!! AND MOM WAS SINGING THE 'I HAD A LITTLE MONKEY HIS NAME WAS TINY TIME....." YOU ARE TOO FUNNY GIRLFRIEND.
    OH TELL YOUR MOM PLEASE MY PEEPS HAD LUNCH WITH DAD'S BRO AND HIS WIFE SAT. AUNTIE K IS STILL WEARING HER ADORABLE PIN YOU SENT HER IN MEMORY OF ANGEL GRETA....SHE GETS LOTS OF COMMENTS ON IT TOO
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  10. Can see that Monkey understands who is in control!

    The Mad Scots

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  11. So much to learn, Mabel, but looks like you're a great student. You've got that Monkey right where you want him.

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  12. Great advice. We are glad Hazel is teaching you stuffs too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    PS - Tomorrow the Blogville Barkers debut in their furst practice!

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  13. oh my goodness mabel and hazel!

    you are expert wranglers i tell ya!
    living on the pug ranch has taught you well! :)

    we love you!

    xoxo
    melissa and archie

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  14. Great tips! I think that's also how you catch a tiger - by the tail! Does it also work on Pug big brothers and sisters? ;)

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  15. Oh great does your monkey have a red a$$. I have a sock money that does and my Lee keeps telling me my bum looks like my sock money's behind. Maybe you could teach me how to tame my sock monkey bum.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  16. Mabel...we think that you are a wonderful monkey tamer....but you may want to start with a snake before you work up to taming a lizard :-).
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  17. Mabel, you did a great job getting that monkey under control. Now we could teach you a thing or two about what to do with a stuffie, but Mom says we have to close our yappers:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  18. Mabel, You are a natural at monkey training. Way to go, and so cute!!!!! Let us know how that lizard wrestling lesson goes with Hazel!

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  19. You have a monkey by the tail! He is under your command now!

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  20. Thanks for the tips, now I'm off to find me a monkey. Wish me luck.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. Ya sure showed dat monkey who are boss!

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  22. That was an excellent tutorial. I am going to work on that if I get a monkey to play with.


    Loveys Sasha

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  23. I never thought I could learn something from a puppy, but there you go! :)

    Thank you for that valuable lesson, Mabel!

    Also, that photo of Hazel is so funny - I almost did a spit take because I was drinking water when I got to her photo!

    -Love,
    Sid.

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  24. That is good advice...I'll shall practice that on my long-legged chicken!

    Wyatt

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  25. Thank you for the valuable lessons. Do you have any ideas how to catch a squirrel with an attitude?

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