Friday, August 29, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

It's time again for

 
Hosted by Murphy & Stanley

When you left me last month

I was disappointed 
at finding vinyl siding in the box



Well what I am going to tell you now is a
re-enactment of what happened next

It is a true story

Mom & Dad had siding left over after
putting it around the front door


They decided to put the rest on part of the garage
and that part is inside our yard

This is Dad's box of screws


Those two red thingies are ear plugs

Mom & Dad were busy putting the siding on 
when Mom noticed that I was
 chewing on something

She looked down and saw


Only ONE Ear Plug!

She gave me that
"GIVE ME THAT"
 look 
and GULP!

OMD!

I can't believe I ate . . . 

an ear plug!


 and Mom couldn't believe it took
four days for it to pass

Butt all's well that ends well
 BOL!

And you will forgive me for not 
re-enacting that part of the story


We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel & Greta



22 comments:

  1. Bol! Sum of those ear plugs look like candy!
    Good thing it dint act like a lil plug inside of yu!

    but *sigh* the pawrents are always watchin pee an poop

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  2. BOL BOL funny. Now for the other one???? Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Oh, no, your butt had ear plugs ?
    Don't worry I've eaten worse things, mum's still trying to find out where some of her little squares went for the quilt she was making... Shhh, it's between you and me as to where they went guys.
    Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier X

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  4. And least the ear plug didn't plug you up - your could of been a plugged up pug otherwise :)

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  5. hahahaha...a plug in a pug... maybe it works like a silencer when you had green beans? but honestly, I'm glad that the ear plug came back the natural way without "plugging" something.

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    1. We were glad too. Mom watched me like a hawk, I kept pooping twice a day like normal and we were all very relieved when it finally pooped out.

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  6. Well, at least the ear plug didn't turn into a butt plug.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  7. AN EAR PLUG...whew we were worried it was one of those screws and you had to go to the frankenvet. Whew....we are glad you gave it back to them to reuse bahhahahaha
    stella rose

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  8. I want to see the FULL reenactment! BOL!

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  9. MOL MOL can you hear me now? Oh that is just priceless...at least the ear plug was soft and hopefully passed through w/o any difficulty
    You Pugs crack me up
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  10. BOL!!! OMD, that would be somethin' I would do!!! That's why Ma has instilled in me the 'DROP'...I will drop anythings for Ma...no one else though!! hehehe Only Ma, cause she gives me tasty treaties when I do. Anyhu, everyone already made all my jokes for me, so I will just say, I sure am glads it came out right! heheehee
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  11. Yes, I too am disappointed at the lack of a detailed reenactment…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  12. Why do we automatically swallow when our parents tell us to spit it out? I'm just glad that you passed the plug. I guess your Dad won't use it now. BOL!

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  13. OMD OMD OMD We can NOT believe that you ate THAT thingy.... Fortunately it DID come OUT and that your Poop Shooter was OKAY........ OTHERWISE you would have had to RE NAME it....
    A REAR Plug. BaaaaaaWAAAAAH.

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  14. BOL, an ear plug! That was a new one! And 4 days, huh? That seems really long but I guess it is what it is! Great job & thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws
    "Use Your Noodle & Vote For a Doodle!"

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  15. Oh no's!!!! You really ate the ear plug? Well I guess its good it came back out- right?
    love
    tweedles

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  16. I wonder how it tasted. I might try one of those sometime. I am kind of glad that you didn't have pictures of the remains. I love your story.

    Love Sasha

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  17. OMD, that ear plug must have forgotten which part of the body it was supposed to plug up - BOL. Butt we are happy all things passed well:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  18. What a funny story!! So what did it taste like, chicken maybe?? BOL
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  19. Oh how funny!!! Glad it came out ok
    Diana

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