Monday, September 19, 2016

The PugRanch Pirate Tavern

Ahoy there Mateys! 
It is Talk Like a Pirate Day!
hosted by 

In honor of this 
we are re-opening The PugRanch Tavern
originally posted on July 1, 2014


The PugRanch Tavern is Open!

To enter 
knock three times 
whisper the secret password
(Power of the Paw)


Ahoy Mateys ! 

Come In - Come In!

Welcome to our humble establishment 
 and pray tell us

What's yur pleasure ???

We have the finest whiskeys & rums
aged to perfection

 set yourselves and let us
pour you a pint

as we await the arrival of 
Frankie Furter
 the Pirate King of Blogville

Oh doggie, look at those naughty lassies
Greta and Maggie Mae

they challenged the Weim Brothers to a drinking contest

Well blimey 
 you can see how that turned out!

It's almost time!! 
the excitement is building!

Gather ye round -

 Lily !  -  bring more rum !
while Stanley leads us in song

♫♫ Come all ye young doggies that follow the sea, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down,
♫ ♫ And pray pay attention and listen to me, ♫♫
Give me some time to blow the dog down.
♫ I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Kong, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down, 
if you'll give me some grog, I'll sing you a song,
♫ ♫ Give me some time to blow the dog down. ♫ ♫

♫ ♫ ♫
♫ 99 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
 ♫ 99 bottles of Rum ♫
♫ We'll take one down ♫
♫ and pass it round
♫ then thar's 98 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
♫ ♫ ♫

Come all ye pirates and lassies
Fill yur glasses and raise them high 
Frankie Furter 
the Pirate King of Blogville!

There are good ships, and there are wood ships, 
The ships that sail the sea. 
But the best ships, are friendships, 
And may they always be.

A toast! A toast!
To all of Blogville a toast!

I wish you health, I wish you well, 
and happiness galore.
I wish you luck for you and friends; 
what could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the oceans,
 your troubles as light as its foam.
And may you find, sweet peace of mind, 
where ever you may roam.


We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel, Mabel
with special appearances by Angel Greta, Angel Goose, Angel Shilo and Angel Dietzman


  1. Oh WOW!!!! A Pub of our very own in Blogsville..WOOHOO and shiver me timbers!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Hari Om
    Well set me to a jib sail, but this a grand establishment, aye it is that!!! Hoorraahhh hoorrrahhh to the Pugrates for their hospawtality!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. oooh please give me a big glass with that rum so there are only 97 on that wall :o) Awwwhoy and please send me home via mail attachment after that bottle :O)

  4. Knock, knock, knock...*whispers* POTP. Ahoy! Ye gots any Scotch for a Terrier from the lands of Scotland?!?

  5. BOL oh my!! Hope no one is driving
    Lily & Edward

  6. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PIRATES. We had so much fun the first time and I think it is 87 times more fun today. We got to see lots of Angel friends. We thank Angel Greta for opening up the Pug Tavern!!
    MOLMOL Drink a lot piddle a little that still cracks us up
    Hugs madi your bfff

  7. Hey....thats pretty cool. A good time with friends!!


  8. We could hardly wait to get to the tavern and find all our friends, thank you for including angel dietzy, I am sure he had a roaring great time, my mom kept saying ahhhh ahhhh everytime she saw us or someone else she knew.....we agree with madi, this cracks us up....did you ever find those stinkers mags and angel greta by the way??
    stella rose

  9. What a PAWSOME time!!! Oh Bailey, you look soooo handsome as a Pirate, I would walk the plank with you anytime *wink wink*!!

  10. Yar! Tis glad I am to have the Pug Ranch Tavern open again. I been missing yer fine grog!

  11. Power of the Paw - arrgh tis a fine tavern you haz.. you even stock catnip brew strong enough fur every pug too. Thanks fur inviting our crew...- Captains Katie Too and Pearl and the Katiez Katz Crew.

  12. You guys are always fun to visit for Pirate Day.

  13. Oh, boy, does that ever look like great fun! Your own tavern! Awesome!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

  14. That is a wonderful tavern! Such a blast!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  15. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
    Drink and the devil had done for the rest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    Now don't be eatin any Cackle fruit!
    You have a terrific pub, why one would sail the seven seas to be with friends like these.
    Have a great day.
    Sweet William The Scot

  16. Aye maties this is the most wonderful tavern . We enjoyed the grog! I think someone stole my purse. You have to be careful around pirates

  17. Yo ho ho another bottle of rum!
    This is the best pirate pawty ever! But I.m not sure I can walk home, so I might just stay at the tavern and sleep it off! Thanks all three of youT
    Your Furend
    Louis Seadog Armstrong

  18. Ahoy,, I say,, Ahoy!
    soooo cute!

  19. Without a doubt the BESTEST Pirate Pawty in the land!

  20. OMP! What a party! I've never seen so many pirates before! I hope you have recovered from your rum hangovers by now. :)


  21. (Singing) 87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer...