Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The PugRanch Tavern is Open!


To enter 
knock three times 
and
whisper the secret password
(Power of the Paw)

Yes!



Ahoy Mateys ! 

Come In - Come In!

Welcome to our humble establishment 
 and pray tell us

What's yur pleasure ???


We have the finest whiskeys & rums
aged to perfection


 set yourselves and let us
pour you a pint


as we await the arrival of 
Frankie Furter
 the Pirate King of Blogville



Oh doggie, look at those naughty lassies
Greta and Maggie Mae



they challenged the Weim Brothers to a drinking contest


Well blimey 
 you can see how that turned out!



It's almost time!! 
the excitement is building!

Gather ye round -

 Lily !  -  bring more rum !
while Stanley leads us in song


♫♫ Come all ye young doggies that follow the sea, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down,
♫ ♫ And pray pay attention and listen to me, ♫♫
Give me some time to blow the dog down.
♫ I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Kong, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down, 
if you'll give me some grog, I'll sing you a song,
♫ ♫ Give me some time to blow the dog down. ♫ ♫


♫ ♫ ♫
♫ 99 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
 ♫ 99 bottles of Rum ♫
♫ We'll take one down ♫
♫ and pass it round
♫ then thar's 98 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
♫ ♫ ♫


Come all ye pirates and lassies
Fill yur glasses and raise them high 
to 
Frankie Furter 
the Pirate King of Blogville!

There are good ships, and there are wood ships, 
The ships that sail the sea. 
But the best ships, are friendships, 
And may they always be.



A toast! A toast!
To all of Blogville a toast!

I wish you health, I wish you well, 
and happiness galore.
I wish you luck for you and friends; 
what could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the oceans,
 your troubles as light as its foam.
And may you find, sweet peace of mind, 
where ever you may roam.


Please visit our host
for links to all the pirate fun!

We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

37 comments:

  1. Oh Oh my aching head. Even my tail feels numb from the rum. You pugs sure know how to throw a good party for our Pirate King Frankie Furter. Woooo, ok friends set out the next round for me and my brother Easy. All hail the Pirate King..... I'll drink to that.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  2. wHEW I AM SO TIRED from swimming the ocean far and wide to get here, whew....oh this tavern is just great, wowzer you did a lot of work, pass me that ale...as long as mom is at work, we can stay here, and be wif our friends...close the curtains so in case hers drives by she can't see us! Stella Rose and sibs

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  3. Oh my, do look at the crowd here today- u got doggiez'n kittehz lined up outside just waitin'tue git their own mugz of rum. Mitey tasty around here'n a jolly great time fur all. Such a merry time it iz - fun an'dance an'grog all around.
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

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  4. Oh wow that pug ladies know how to win a drinking contest.... no wonder they came as a group of four.. Greta and Greta and Maggie Mae and Maggie Mae... what? I will ask the two Gooses when they finished their nap :O)

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  5. We'll have a couple of your best ales please. What a great party you are having.

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  6. What fun!! We got grog too but Frankie says we gotta keep it away from Ernie.

    ♥♥Mona & Prissy

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  7. We knocked on our Eye Phone 3 times. Hilarious post. We are on our way over to the tavern
    Lily & Edward

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  8. OH MY PUGS YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO HAVE AN OPEN BAR!! YOUR ASSISTANT IS A GENIUS WITH PHOTOSHOP AND I BET SHE HAD FUN TOOOOO
    RAZ AND I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED OURSELVES.
    HUGS WENCH MADI AND CAP'N RAZ

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  9. Why is all the rum gone?! That GOOSE drank it all, didn't he? Fine, a big bowl of grog for me, then. Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for me!

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  10. Madi is right, this is pawsome!!! We're having a great time at the bar!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  11. You Pugs run the finest of pirate establishments! Rums all around!
    Oz

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  12. Oh we are backkkkkkkk.......we love this place it is going to be our Saturday night fun spot to go to........
    stella rose

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  13. OMD what a super duper fandaddiedozie bar. This is just the best EVER.. ( YOU have all worked so hard ) xxxxoxxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  14. We had a blast! All the drinkin' and singin' . . . ah, a pirates life for me!! Well done!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  15. Oh wesa back for the third time today, as long as ours momma is at work we can run back and forth and even get caught....bahahhahahah.....
    stella rose

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  16. Blackbeard here wiff my mate Mad Mollie. I'll have a pint of rum and Mollie will have two. Gotta love a girl dat can't hold her rum. hehehe
    Dis is soooooooooooo much fun.
    Wags,
    Blackbeard da Scot

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  17. AVAST ME FURENDS.... AVAST!! Shiver Me TIMBERS... or were those the Floor Boards Cracking when Goose and Easy Hit the Deck after too much RUM???
    OMD what a FINE CREW here... Except fur ERNIE... who has had WAY too much GROG... and is now Belchin and PHARTIN.. and making the place smell like BILGE.. I have Banned him to the POOP DECK... to air out.
    OMD this is just AMAZING... AMAZING I say... I am Stunned and HONORED and embarrassed. BUTT am LOVING ♥♥♥♥ every bit of it. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH fur doing all this fur me...
    NOW.... DRINK UP EVERYBUDDY... I'm BUYIN.

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  18. Might have been the whiskey . . . could have been the gin . . . . might have been the 3 or 4 milk bones I don't know but look at the shape I'm in!

    Cheers!

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  19. Wow, furiends, your tavern is DA BOMB! Actually, I feel pretty bombed at the moment. BWAR HAR HAR The decor in here is perfect and the drinks are amazing. Mom wants a mojito and I want a Bottle O Rum. Such great furiends and fun today and I think you all for opening your tavern to this crowd. Love the songs and poems and I know Frankie's totally thrilled with the fun happening today. :)
    Grr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
    Sarge, Sea Hound

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  20. OMD OUTSTAND job!!! Looks like a great time for all.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. We heard through the grapevine that Frankie was a buying so wesa back again.....where is Maggie mae at???? Get off that wall Maggie!
    stella rose

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  22. AHOY there Mateys.... have any of ye Seen ERNIE??? The Fool has probably drunk his drunken self into a MESS somewhere. I have HEARD that he was lookin fur a HOOK.

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  23. Wowsers, you Pirate Pugs sure know how to party!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  24. Fantastic!!! What a party!! Great tribute to Frankie and we're so happy to see we were there, too!

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui (who laughed all through your post.)

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  25. We're back!! but no more grog for Ernie and Prissy. Last time I saw them they were sleeping it off under the grog table.

    This is just too much fun.

    {{{huggies}}}....Mona

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  26. OMD!!! This was MOST FABULOUS!!!! I loves your Tavern!!!! I had to step overs a couple of Weims to gets to the bar, butts I don't thinks they noticed my slobbers drippin' all over them! BOL!!
    You guys did such a great job! Tell your Moms she is most adept at the Photoshoppin'!!!
    Bravo!!
    Nows, I thinks it's time for my 87th Grog....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  27. Well blow me away mateys, your pub is pugalicious!!! The driniking, carousing and singing..you sure nose how to host a party!! Stanley was sure belting out his song and who was the scallywag with the eye patch covering his bits? My goodness..this was brilliant!
    Winston

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  28. What a terrific Tavern, we just loves it. We will have another round of rum please.

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  29. Oh my gosh!!! Did you out due yourself or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is the funniest !
    Now I want something good to drink please!
    love
    tweedles

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  30. Dis are pawsome! More rum for dis Pirate Queen!

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  31. My boys were there in spirit.

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  32. We got stuck on the ship and finally made land this morning! Looks like we came to the right place because we're thirsty as heck. Even tho most of our furends are passed out from too much grog, we're gonna swig a few back and sing some of your great songs.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  33. Sorry we didn't get to stop by yesterday. Looks like we missed a real adventure. I am guessing some puppers have quite a headache this morning!

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  34. Whoa! What a party! I hope you aren't suffering from any hangovers! I'll stop by for a drink next time I set sail. :)

    -Love,
    Sid.

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