Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The PugRanch Tavern is Open!

To enter 
knock three times 
whisper the secret password
(Power of the Paw)


Ahoy Mateys ! 

Come In - Come In!

Welcome to our humble establishment 
 and pray tell us

What's yur pleasure ???

We have the finest whiskeys & rums
aged to perfection

 set yourselves and let us
pour you a pint

as we await the arrival of 
Frankie Furter
 the Pirate King of Blogville

Oh doggie, look at those naughty lassies
Greta and Maggie Mae

they challenged the Weim Brothers to a drinking contest

Well blimey 
 you can see how that turned out!

It's almost time!! 
the excitement is building!

Gather ye round -

 Lily !  -  bring more rum !
while Stanley leads us in song

♫♫ Come all ye young doggies that follow the sea, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down,
♫ ♫ And pray pay attention and listen to me, ♫♫
Give me some time to blow the dog down.
♫ I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Kong, ♫
to my way haye, blow the dog down, 
if you'll give me some grog, I'll sing you a song,
♫ ♫ Give me some time to blow the dog down. ♫ ♫

♫ ♫ ♫
♫ 99 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
 ♫ 99 bottles of Rum ♫
♫ We'll take one down ♫
♫ and pass it round
♫ then thar's 98 bottles of Rum on the wall ♫
♫ ♫ ♫

Come all ye pirates and lassies
Fill yur glasses and raise them high 
Frankie Furter 
the Pirate King of Blogville!

There are good ships, and there are wood ships, 
The ships that sail the sea. 
But the best ships, are friendships, 
And may they always be.

A toast! A toast!
To all of Blogville a toast!

I wish you health, I wish you well, 
and happiness galore.
I wish you luck for you and friends; 
what could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the oceans,
 your troubles as light as its foam.
And may you find, sweet peace of mind, 
where ever you may roam.

Please visit our host
for links to all the pirate fun!

We are the PugRanch Kids
Bailey, Hazel & Greta


GOOSE said...

Oh Oh my aching head. Even my tail feels numb from the rum. You pugs sure know how to throw a good party for our Pirate King Frankie Furter. Woooo, ok friends set out the next round for me and my brother Easy. All hail the Pirate King..... I'll drink to that.

stellaroselong said...

wHEW I AM SO TIRED from swimming the ocean far and wide to get here, whew....oh this tavern is just great, wowzer you did a lot of work, pass me that ale...as long as mom is at work, we can stay here, and be wif our friends...close the curtains so in case hers drives by she can't see us! Stella Rose and sibs

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh my, do look at the crowd here today- u got doggiez'n kittehz lined up outside just waitin'tue git their own mugz of rum. Mitey tasty around here'n a jolly great time fur all. Such a merry time it iz - fun an'dance an'grog all around.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

easyweimaraner said...

Oh wow that pug ladies know how to win a drinking contest.... no wonder they came as a group of four.. Greta and Greta and Maggie Mae and Maggie Mae... what? I will ask the two Gooses when they finished their nap :O)

Millie and Walter said...

We'll have a couple of your best ales please. What a great party you are having.

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

What fun!! We got grog too but Frankie says we gotta keep it away from Ernie.

♥♥Mona & Prissy

Two French Bulldogs said...

We knocked on our Eye Phone 3 times. Hilarious post. We are on our way over to the tavern
Lily & Edward

Madi and Mom said...


Casey said...

Why is all the rum gone?! That GOOSE drank it all, didn't he? Fine, a big bowl of grog for me, then. Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for me!

The Florida Furkids said...

Madi is right, this is pawsome!!! We're having a great time at the bar!!!

The Florida Furkids

Oz theTerrier said...

You Pugs run the finest of pirate establishments! Rums all around!

stellaroselong said...

Oh we are backkkkkkkk.......we love this place it is going to be our Saturday night fun spot to go to........
stella rose

Mollie said...

OMD what a super duper fandaddiedozie bar. This is just the best EVER.. ( YOU have all worked so hard ) xxxxoxxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

What a great place is your tavern

Murphy said...

We had a blast! All the drinkin' and singin' . . . ah, a pirates life for me!! Well done!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

stellaroselong said...

Oh wesa back for the third time today, as long as ours momma is at work we can run back and forth and even get caught....bahahhahahah.....
stella rose

Ranger said...

Blackbeard here wiff my mate Mad Mollie. I'll have a pint of rum and Mollie will have two. Gotta love a girl dat can't hold her rum. hehehe
Dis is soooooooooooo much fun.
Blackbeard da Scot

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

AVAST ME FURENDS.... AVAST!! Shiver Me TIMBERS... or were those the Floor Boards Cracking when Goose and Easy Hit the Deck after too much RUM???
OMD what a FINE CREW here... Except fur ERNIE... who has had WAY too much GROG... and is now Belchin and PHARTIN.. and making the place smell like BILGE.. I have Banned him to the POOP DECK... to air out.
OMD this is just AMAZING... AMAZING I say... I am Stunned and HONORED and embarrassed. BUTT am LOVING ♥♥♥♥ every bit of it. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH fur doing all this fur me...

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Might have been the whiskey . . . could have been the gin . . . . might have been the 3 or 4 milk bones I don't know but look at the shape I'm in!


Sarge said...

Wow, furiends, your tavern is DA BOMB! Actually, I feel pretty bombed at the moment. BWAR HAR HAR The decor in here is perfect and the drinks are amazing. Mom wants a mojito and I want a Bottle O Rum. Such great furiends and fun today and I think you all for opening your tavern to this crowd. Love the songs and poems and I know Frankie's totally thrilled with the fun happening today. :)
Grr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
Sarge, Sea Hound

Sully said...

OMD OUTSTAND job!!! Looks like a great time for all.

Aroo to you,

stellaroselong said...

We heard through the grapevine that Frankie was a buying so wesa back again.....where is Maggie mae at???? Get off that wall Maggie!
stella rose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

AHOY there Mateys.... have any of ye Seen ERNIE??? The Fool has probably drunk his drunken self into a MESS somewhere. I have HEARD that he was lookin fur a HOOK.

Dory and the Mama said...

Wowsers, you Pirate Pugs sure know how to party!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

scotsmad said...

Fantastic!!! What a party!! Great tribute to Frankie and we're so happy to see we were there, too!

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui (who laughed all through your post.)

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

We're back!! but no more grog for Ernie and Prissy. Last time I saw them they were sleeping it off under the grog table.

This is just too much fun.


Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Pawsome rum fest u gots going on.

Ruby said...

OMD!!! This was MOST FABULOUS!!!! I loves your Tavern!!!! I had to step overs a couple of Weims to gets to the bar, butts I don't thinks they noticed my slobbers drippin' all over them! BOL!!
You guys did such a great job! Tell your Moms she is most adept at the Photoshoppin'!!!
Nows, I thinks it's time for my 87th Grog....
Ruby ♥

Shawn said...

Well blow me away mateys, your pub is pugalicious!!! The driniking, carousing and singing..you sure nose how to host a party!! Stanley was sure belting out his song and who was the scallywag with the eye patch covering his bits? My goodness..this was brilliant!

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

What a terrific Tavern, we just loves it. We will have another round of rum please.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh my gosh!!! Did you out due yourself or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the funniest !
Now I want something good to drink please!

Whitley Westie said...

Dis are pawsome! More rum for dis Pirate Queen!

sprinkles said...

My boys were there in spirit.

tubby3pug said...

cute tavern

retro rover

Lovable Lily said...

We got stuck on the ship and finally made land this morning! Looks like we came to the right place because we're thirsty as heck. Even tho most of our furends are passed out from too much grog, we're gonna swig a few back and sing some of your great songs.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Duncan said...

Sorry we didn't get to stop by yesterday. Looks like we missed a real adventure. I am guessing some puppers have quite a headache this morning!

PugSlope.com said...

Whoa! What a party! I hope you aren't suffering from any hangovers! I'll stop by for a drink next time I set sail. :)